Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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