Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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