So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's never too late to be topless.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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