I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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