I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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