i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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