stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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