idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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