I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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