Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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