After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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