All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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