And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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