just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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