The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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