it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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