I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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