I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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