Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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