what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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