I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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