I just pynch a tree in the face
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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