I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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