READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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