she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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