Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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