its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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