ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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