no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just googled if crying burns calories
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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