Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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