Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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