just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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