You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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