i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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