Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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