why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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