"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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