i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Can Purell be used as lube?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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