# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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