$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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