So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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