I'm drive I can fine osifer
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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