why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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