The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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