You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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