I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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