O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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