Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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