Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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