So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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