Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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