you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
BRING THE BAGELS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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