My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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