I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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