Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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