sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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