Christians are straight up FREAKS
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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